“Oh that’s well and truly done it now! Just the mere description of creamy parsley sauce and mashed potatoes and gammon, and now I’ve had to order a joint of gammon! You temptress. Serves me right for doing my order late on Monday with a glass of wine in my hand.
Keep up the good work; I don’t know what I’d do without you at the moment as work is so busy I haven’t got time for supermarket shopping, and this way there is always something in the cupboard to make a proper meal so I don’t resort to takeaways. Well, not often. I reckon I actually spend less too: I’m not filling a trolley with a load of stuff we don’t really need. Now if only you did washing powder too….”